WB - Wilfred Bramble, HHC - Harry H Corbett, DF - Dudley Foster
AS - George, JR - Jack Rooney.

DF:"Now then Harold, you gonna give us a chance to get that ten pounds you won of us last time"
JR:"How about raising the stakes from last time, eh, make it a bit more interesting"
DF:"No, no, no I'm quite against that. I think a penny maximum is quite enough"
JR:"You don't want to keep it at a penny maximum do you"
HHC:"Well, it's not much is it"
DF:"Well it's up to you Harold, I mean you are the host. You wanna raise the stakes"
HHC:"Yeah, why, why not"
DF:"Okay then five shillings minimum. Double every raid. First jack to deal. My deal"
DF:"Alright then five card draw, jacks to open. Draw three"
DF:"I'll open for five bob"
HHC:"I'll see that"
JR:"I'll stack"
AS:"And up five Shillings. Make that a pound."
HHC:"I'll see that"
AS:"And up two pounds"
DF:"And I'll see that"
HHC:"So will I"
DF:"How many cards HArold"
HHC:"Two please"
DF:"Two"
JR:"Three please Martin"
DF:"Three"
HHC:"How many cards is you having"
DF:"None, I'll play it in"
JR:"You don't want to take any notice of him, he's bluffing. He always does that"
DF:"Four pounds to play"
WB:"I thought you said he was blyffing"
HHC:"Be quiet dad. Your four pounds and up four pounds"
JR:"Too much for me"
DS:"Ha ha, I think I smell a little full house. In which case, your four and up eight"
WB:"Up eight. I thought you was on national assistance. If I was you I'd chuck it in and hand the cheese around"
JR:"He can't chuck it in now he's got a good hand, no he's got a good hand it's money down the drain. Still reckon he's bluffing"
WB:"You got out quick didn't you"
JR:"I didn't have nothing"
HHC:"Martin, how much do I have to put in to see you"
DF:"Eight pounds exactly"
HHC:"I'll see ya"
DF:"I've got a flush"
HHC:"Full house"
DF:"A running flush"
HHC:"Running flush?"
DF:"On the trot, six, seven, eight, nine, ten"
DF:"May I"
HHC:"Excuse me"
WB:"Like taking candy off a kid. So much for the twenty quid you got off them"
DF:"Beginner's luck Mister Steptoe. The night is still young, plenty of time for it to go the other way. Your deal Harold"
HHC:"I'll open, for five bob"
AS:"Stack"
DF:"Stack"
JR:"Stack"
WB:"Pick it up Harold"
HHC:"Pick what. i just put that down. I got four aces."
DF:"Oh dear isn't that unlucky"
JR:"Four aces and nobody with another reel"
AS:"Never you mind Harold your luck has changed. At least you have won a hand that's the important thing. You've broken the spell"
DF:"Yes I've seen a bloke losing at this time of night and finish up cleaning everybody out. What's the time? Really must be going"
DF:"Up to you Harold"
HHC:"Oh me five bob"
DF:"I've nothing here even if I take five cards"
AS:"Nor me"
JR:"I'll play with you Harold, how many cards do you want"
HHC:"I'll play with these"
JR:"Oh dear that does sound ominous doesn't it. Dealer takes one. Up to you Harold"
HHC:"Twelve and threepence"
JR:"Oh dear, is that all you've got left Harold.. Oh dear now that is distressing isn't it. Accepting all his hospitatlity and taking all his money too. No, well in that case I better see you. Twelve and threepence, what you got Harold"
HHC:"Four sevens that's all"
JR:"Oh dear"
HHC:"Oh dear what"
JR:"I am terribly sorry, four eights"
HHC:"Well, thats me scrubbed out"
DF:"Oh well, beteer go"
JR:"Early to bed early to rise"
WB:"Don't go yet, stay and have a drink. That's the spirit. Now the Harold, run down the pub and get some beer"
HHC:"I haven't got any money"
WB:"Here's a quid. How about a quick hand to pass the time. Ah come on, I like to play but he won't let me, we play for rather high stakes. Will this be high enough"
DF:"Oh in that case we might make an exception"
WB:"You don't mind if we play with a new pack of cards do you. Sentimental reasons, you see. My wife gave me these thirty years ago, just before she died and they're still unopened. I'd like to think the first game I play since she died is with her cards"
JR:"You haven't played cards for thirty years"
WB:"He won't let me"
DF:"Oh well in that case we might make an.."
WB:"Hold on I'm gonna get me glasses, I can't see without me glasses, I might make a mistake. You'll have to be patient with an old man. Now then, how do you play this game"

HHC:"Sorry I'm late, the Bottle and Jug was crowded as usual nobody was erving."
DF:"Good night Harold"
HHC:"I've got the booze"
DF:"No I don't think there's any point in us staying any longer, particularly as now we'll have to be walking home. Good night"
WB:"Hello son"
HHC:"Where did you get all that money?"
WB:"Put that in your pocket and don't play cards again"
HHC"You been playing cards after what you said to me"
WB:"I wasn't going to let them get away with thirty nicker of your money. Sixty eight quid. i bet they don't come around again in a hurry."
HHC:"Did you win all this of, they're very good card players"
WB:"They was cheating, they were tugging you up"
HHC:"They were'nt"
WB:"Yes they were. Old lawly, he was dealing off the bottom. He was working the old three finger drag with his thumb on the top. Oldest trick in the business"
HHC:"If you knew they were cheating, why didn't you tell me"
WB:"There wouldn't have been any point. That way we would have only got our money back. This way we got there's as well"
HHC:"You dirty.."
WB:"they can never prove anything"
HHC:"I still don't understand. How did you win all this if they was cheating. I thought you was supposed to be no good at cards"
WB:"Well I'm not. I just used me own pack. Take a look through them"
HHC:"What your glasses. Six of diamonds, the king of spades. Here with these glasses on, you can read on the backs what they are. Ha ha ha ha ha. You marked the bleeding things.You crafty old devil. Fancy you being like that"
WB:"Those that live by the sword"
HHC:"Shall perish by the sword"
WB:"Never play cards with somebody you don't know. Fancy a game"
HHC:"Not with you"
WB:"I'll give you a game of halfpenny brag"
HHC:"Well take your glasses off then"
